iPhone Case | Alien Abduction | iPhone 13 Pro Max case | iPhone 12 case | iPhone 11 case | Phone cover

iPhone Case | Alien Abduction | iPhone 13 Pro Max case | iPhone 12 case | iPhone 11 case | Phone cover

$17.99

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Have you ever wanted to go on an out of this world adventure with a friend? Well now you can with Alien Abductions Inc. Here at Alien Abductions Inc we work hard to screen aliens from all over the galaxy to ensure that you have the best and safest abduction possible, with only a bare minimum of probing. Here's how it works: Simply purchase this cellphone case, put it on your phone, go out to a public place like a park or cafe and simply put your phone with it's shiny new case out on a bench or table near you. One of our abduction subcontractors will beam you up quicker than you can say “Photon Torpedo” and you are off on the adventure of a lifetime that no one will believe! (Seriously, no one will believe you so you should keep it to yourself or you may get a bonus trip to a small padded room.) When you dream abduction is complete our subcontractors will return you to the exact place you were taken from. It's that easy.


WARNING!
Alien abductions have been known to cause slight memory loss, fatigue, nose bleeds, diarrhea, vomiting, anal bleeding, lesions, open sores on the chest and abdomen, as well as sometimes homicidal fits of uncontrolled rage. If any of these symptoms persist for more than 2 weeks than you may be mutating into something otherworldly and you should seek medical aid immediately.

This sleek iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned port openings.

• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Easy to take on and off
• Wireless charging compatible
• The SE case fits the 2020 iPhone SE model
• Blank product sourced from China